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This is what I’m saying, boys and girls. Dangle your modifiers at your own risk. The misuse of English may lead to infanticide. Bad grammar kills.
DANGLING MODIFIERS IF I DIDN’T HATE MY ENGLISH TEACHER I’D SHOW THIS TO HER I MIGHT DO IT ANYWAY
BAD GRAMMAR KILLS.
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