dear editor
If you would just leave me alone for ten minutes, then maybe I can actually finish revising this stupid chapter properly. Hell, never mind the chapter. I’d settle for a page.
You are absolutely fantastic otherwise.
Sincerely,
W
Writer shuffling between New York, London, and Manila. I like to keep work and romance geographically separate from the rest of my life.
If you would just leave me alone for ten minutes, then maybe I can actually finish revising this stupid chapter properly. Hell, never mind the chapter. I’d settle for a page.
You are absolutely fantastic otherwise.
Sincerely,
W