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Writer shuffling between New York, London, and Manila. I like to keep work and romance geographically separate from the rest of my life.
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Me:
I'm all out. I can't do this. He makes me think boiling myself alive might be a more feasible course of action right now.
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Mark:
Tell him he's smothering. Tell him you need space. Tell him he's beginning to resemble the bad boyfriend you don't ever want to have.
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Me:
Can't you use your boyfriend super powers and make him stop?
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Mark:
That would only work if we were in the same zipcode.
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Me:
But do you know what he's saying now? "This is like walking on fire. Firewalk with me".
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Mark:
At least he's referencing David Lynch.
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Me:
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